adulthoodisokay:

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i enjoyed this very much, thank you andrew huang.

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462,619 notes2 years ago

The proper response to an unexpected discount on a burg you were fully prepared to go full price on is to use the saved money as tip ù_ú

5 notes2 years ago

null-meat:

Squeezes your head between my big thighs killing you instantly

(Source: juju-burger, via oppa-homeless-style)

41 notes2 years ago
bpho:
“mysticalmoonstone:
“There was no accident…they did this on purpose to cause a media sensation to distract from whatever shitty thing the government is gonna do this week. It’s so obvious it makes me sick.
” ”

bpho:

mysticalmoonstone:

There was no accident…they did this on purpose to cause a media sensation to distract from whatever shitty thing the government is gonna do this week. It’s so obvious it makes me sick.

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(Source: catelg, via abarnath)

88,364 notes2 years ago

slimetony:

lowercasedennys:

slimetony:

consider adding a teaspoon of vanilla extract

to what

Anything! Go nuts

(Source: slimetony, via abarnath)

36,325 notes2 years ago

thepigeongazette:

THE WORLD MUST KNOW *takes selfies furiously*

(via abarnath)

24,678 notes2 years ago
probablyfakeblonde:
“it’s dat boi
”

probablyfakeblonde:

it’s dat boi

(via probablyfakeblonde)

2,100 notes2 years ago

sluttyshakespeare:

who fucking litters. why do i ever see litter. who thinks that’s okay. who. who NEEDS to throw their fast food bag out the fucking window instead of waiting until they get somewhere with a trashcan. what kinda clown behavior. get fucked.

(Source: avocadobananas, via timurmurtazin)

435,773 notes2 years ago
conbudou:
“リーリエ
”

conbudou:

リーリエ

(Source: unousaya, via nittany-tiger)

182 notes2 years ago
rumwik:
“ I need answers!!
”

rumwik:

I need answers!!

(via thunderpunch)

24,453 notes2 years ago