stripedturtlenecksweater:

diomdes:

diomdes:

me, as i force a dollar bill into the self-checkout machine: thats right…..good boy……vore president washington

im begging all of you to stop reblogging th is

Your actions have consequences

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yumikuri:

aplpaca:

Lindt Chocolate doesnt support Autism Speaks anymore

time to party

https://twitter.com/Lindt_Chocolate/status/847453327163965440

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farinurlaubofficial:

farinurlaubofficial:

i thought i saw a post in dutch on my dashboard but it turns out it was the name of an invader zim character

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oh right, it’s april fools’ day! let’s see what 4chan did this year!

dxscostick:

calicomeowth:

oh boy, wonder what got combined?

haha, fap. but a good combo! they fit well.

also a good fit. probably hilarity ensued.

well, okay. sure.

haha, cock. i bet @peoplegettingreallymadatfood is having a field day with this.

awwwww. good. wonder what else there is–

oh. 

oh no.

OH NO

O NO

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