
Video game building IRL
“Where do you work?”
*suspiciously* “Yeah? Where’s it at?”
Oh down by
Me: “Hey darlin’, you wanna go to A Nice Restaurant to eat?”
Her: “Sure thing! Where??”
Me: *prepares for a “Who’s On First”-esque conversation*
There’s a Thai restaurant in Salem, MA called Thai Place. So I’m like “let’s go to that Thai Place”
(via kalianos)
so today i accidentally gave a bus driver a yu gi oh card instead of my buspass again
again

Item: double cheeseburger made entirely of gems; a delicacy among lithophages like Xorns, Delvers, Earth Elementals, &c.
(via sakimcgee)
there are two types of dads
Two very different types of dads
(via silver-tongues-blog)























