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58,078 notes5 months ago

neosatsuma:

sorry I can’t hang out today, I’m partaking in a vivid mass hallucination of a 1973 mafia thriller by martin scorsese. Yeah it’s gonna be all day

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55,367 notes5 months ago

gingerhastoomanyobsessions:

violetgevny:

gingerhastoomanyobsessions:

gingerhastoomanyobsessions:

Goncharov Lore Thus Far, based on the top tumblr post results

  • Main cast are Goncharov himself, his wife Katya (née Michailov), and Andrey 
  • One side character is named Mario Ambrosini. He is described as a “sad boi” and is involved in gambling. 
  • Set in Naples and involving a drug ring/mafia. The plot seems to involve Russian organized crime attempting to get a foothold in Italy. 
  • There is a Boat Scene. Katya survives via resourcefulness. 
  • Andrey and Goncharov have a substantial amount of homoeroticism. Andrey also has an internet in Katya. This forms a true love triangle. 
  • At some point, Katya threatens to shoot Goncharov. This is framed as a Girlboss Moment. 
  • There is also a Beer Bottle Scene. 
  • Katya fakes her death. 
  • heavy clock symbolism. A pivotal scene occurs at a clock tower, there is a grandfather clock in the background of some sets, etc 
  • A supporting female character named Sofia makes an appearance, wearing a cocktail dress. Katya protects her at some point. They’re both in the Boat Scene. At one point they buy fruit together in a marketplace. This is lesbian shipping fuel. 
  • The villain, likely Mario, has a sidekick named Icepick Joe. Joe commits a final act of heroism before being left for dead— after being killed by an Icepick. Perhaps he turned against Mario and was killed in retaliation?
  • Goncharov, played by DeNiro, has a very distinctive manner of walking. 
  • Katya’s brother, Valery, makes an appearance. 

from posts I’ve witnessed (only mentioning things I’ve seen >5 blogs post about)

- there is an Anchovies scene, and fish symbolism also plays a heavy role. at some point Katya is seen near a fish bowl full of goldfish, and this is important to the Boat Scene as well.

- Goncharov and Andrey have homoerotic tension, and this is used to further statements about the cycle of repression and violence

  • The story involves Goncharov losing himself in a downward spiral. It is a tragedy of unbecoming.
  • There’s a Bridge Scene. This is the one with the clocktower chiming in the background.
  • There’s a scene involving a tank of anchovies. 
  • Icepick Joe has a traumatic backstory 
  • Katya betrays Goncharov AND Sofia. She’s well-intentioned, but it all comes crashing down, ending in her losing them both— losing Sofia emotionally and inadvertently causing Goncharov’s death
  • There’s a shootout in Pompeii in which Mario destroys historically significant architecture. This is representative of the destructive nature of nationalism.

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99,542 notes5 months ago

yunabot:

surprised to see a movie like Goncharov getting so popular on the website that found the moral nuance of steven universe to be unmanageable

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28,921 notes5 months ago

wherestoriescomefrom:

wherestoriescomefrom:

why did you people come up with russian names for what is supposed to be a movie set in italy. what was the thought process here. why does she sound like she walked out of a tolstoy novel

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an insane response, but i can’t fight this. carry on

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89,340 notes5 months ago

noveltytie:

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7,793 notes5 months ago

kaname-date-official:

Are you familiar with the works of Martin Scorsese?

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21,190 notes5 months ago

tatzelwurming:

tatzelwurming:

after i saw goncharov i walked out of the theatre normally and without incident

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fine. i did the goncharov walk. i hate this fucking website anyway

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26,107 notes5 months ago

laszlos:

humanjeff:

humanjeff:

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I have to hand it to Musk, nobody else could have fucked up quite on this scale, Twitter is a disaster right now

there will be lawsuits over this stuff

I’m too slow - Eli Lilly is apparently thinking about suing over this one:

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54,994 notes5 months ago

triviallytrue:

lumsel:

I’m generally okay with the tumblr checkmarks for eight dollars because, like. websites need money to continue being websites. I like it here! I don’t want tumblr to cease to exist! Tumblr selling stupid little trinkets is preferable to tumblr becoming the bloated carcass that is every other website in order to stay afloat.

there’s a slider between user-funded and ad-funded and the further you are toward ad-funded the worse the website experience gets

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