Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
So my dog is a 210 pound Great Dane who has never had a toy smaller than a car tire before, and he always rips them to sheds within a couple weeks.
Recently my sister got him the biggest toy she could find in the doggy toy section, a toy owl about the size of my dog’s head.
He smelled it, took it delicately in his mouth, then just dropped it on the floor and has barely touched it since.
But I keep finding him with it near him while he is sleeping.
I haven’t put it there, and neither has my mum.
He never chews on it, like he is afraid to break it.
And it is always right near his head when he sleeps.
I think he has accepted the tiny owl as his pet.
When the fuck did this get notes
Did someone famous reblog my tiny puppy boy
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also, muffin fucker is a place now?
There’s no “W” in “muffin fucker”
has anyone ever told you guys how gifted you are? youre smarter than everyone else
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did you know thot is actually an acronym for That Hoe Over There? i thought that was interesting :v
chaotic good :3
chaotic neutral :3c
chaotic evil ;3c
wtf stop that
that’s mah girl ɔƐ’:
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BOYS. AND GIRLS. OF EV-E-RY AGE
WOULDN’T YOU LIKE TO SEE SOME-THING STRANGE
COME WITH US AND YOU WILL SEE
BIG FAT ANIME TIDDIES
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Anonymous: What do you think about Nike coming out with a hijab specifically for exercising and would you consider wearing/buying one?
everything is ruined im shaking i used my hijab as an excuse not to exercise now what am i gonna do
I come home from work
I search ‘leggings’ into xvideos
I am but a simple man
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