skazuhira-miller:

thought: complex and meaningful thoughts about how much character means to me
what comes out: HIM……… SON…. MY SON…. 

(Source: skazuhira, via kalianos)

violet-evergarden:

Sure sex is nice but have you ever seen Haruhi tie her hair in a ponytail?

Originally posted by mobpsycho100

(Source: liz-and-the-blue-bird, via funfetti-cakke)

stimman3000:

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(via lofi-reality)

darknetexclusivetouhouterrorcore:

zsnes:

darknetexclusivetouhouterrorcore:

zsnes:

eating pussy = taste bad, salty, takes too much time. never makes me laugh

watching television = lights and also colors, there is noises sometimes too. always makes me laugh every time

if u never laugh eating pussy bro i hate to break it to u but yur girls pussy isnt funny enough

whats clown pussy taste like you cotton candy idiot fuckin dummy

man: dr i am very depressed. i feel like life has no meaning

doctor: dont worry see great clown pussy in town, very funny

man: dr i am clown pussy

(via not-the-conversation-starter)

riotpunch:

hank hill drinks respect women juice

(via eric-coldfire)

Hello, would you be interested in…

thevictoryfire88:

nickyvmlp:

dontexpecttomakesense:

I’m listening

Me too

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