Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
I’m going to try and read Homestuck now.
Try is keyword.
WHY CAN’T YOU JUST GET THE FUCKING MAIL?!
WHAT
(via silver-tongues-blog)
today👏is👏the👏ides of march❗️❗️❗️📆😜 Julius Caesar 💬might💬 have gotten💘the knife😩 but I’m ❌NOT❌🙅 going to stab🔪🔪YOU in the back👌🙏 because you’re my 👬HOMIE! send this to 1⃣5⃣ Rulers 👑of Rome that you 🚫won't🚫 stab in the back 🔪🔪 ET TU BROTE?? 🙊
(Source: infx, via timurmurtazin)
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I feel like this is the moment a young mutant just found out that his power is manifesting sliced bread
(Source: weirdness-is-good, via sakimcgee)
Interesting NPCs has added many sultry ladies to Valkari’s adventure let me tell you
(Source: thewickwheat, via maybeiwasserious)
I would totally sell my soul to the devil to get a magical girl Mercy skin in the game
Magical girl skins for everyone on April Fool’s please
(Source: feorie, via projectsnt)
yeah i know my alphabet: a, b, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, lmao, p…
this was supposed to be a funny joke but i just realized i actually forgot c and my life is in shambles
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