datwolf:

How i feel every time the blog gets a new follower haha!

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beheeyem:

thatoneguywholikesrobots:

parenthesisgrey:

blaruu:

beheeyem:

containment procedures have been updated to reflect this new discovery 

oh my god

I’m dying omfg

that sad moment when i actually recorded bone hurting juice audio and replaced some graphics and now the Femur breaker sign is Bone hurting juice

IF YOU CAN GET A VIDEO OR EVEN A PICTURE I MIGHT START CRYING THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER HEARD

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ask-chairkun:

Futaba is smol

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justbadpuns:

This joke is crumby 

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monomogi:

i keep seeing wendys mascot everywhere on my fb so i decided to join in the bandwagon????

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clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

sleepydumpling:

transmemesatan:

peppapigvevo:

i hate elitist expensive classy food culture

In all seriousness this is what I’m talking about whenever I go off on how the rich can’t even spend their fucking money. Do you honestly think these fuckers are getting that much enjoyment out of these goddamn gummy bears compared to regular store-bought one? No, they get enjoyment out of the CONCEPT of them, out of the thrill of conspicuous consumption in the face of people who actually have to work for a living, or who, god forbid, don’t even have the opportunity.

So they’ll buy seven houses when you would be hard-pressed to justify them owning two, and they’ll buy huge-ass limousines and designer clothes just to look a tiny bit cooler (as if any real fan of a celebrity gives a fuck about the label they’re wearing rather than the content they put out, or the persona they have, or even the way the outfit actually LOOKS), and they’ll pay out the ass for ludicrously expensive ingredients placed in such ludicrously tiny portions that they can barely fucking taste them.

I don’t understand it even slightly. I can barely imagine what I’d do with $150,000 a year, much less millions. And I’m not even like a “simple pleasures” fanatic – sure, I get the appeal of a second house! I get the appeal of regular vacations! I get the appeal of eating steak five nights a week, drinking expensive champagne! But wealth disparity has become so fucking absurd in this country and on this planet that those quasi-reasonable luxuries aren’t enough, so they have to make up bullshit that can’t possibly even be enjoyable in its own right just so they can feel good about having money.

It’s disgusting. Eat the rich.

EAT THE FUCKING RICH.

compost them.

render them for fuel.

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