Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
i just saw a picture saying “dø or die” and it literally translates to die or die
#do u want to die in danish or english
(via karosiv-the-aura-rose)
HIDE IT FROM CHEF
good instincts kev
Ben over there waiting for Kevin to get straight slaughtered
The smash hit of the summer.
I’M SCREAMING!!!!!!!
I’m… shook
Well I heard this with my own ears and now you must also.
JESUS
Y’KNOW WHAT THIS SOUNDS LIKE IT BELONGS IN?
(via abarnath)
The kid looks so scared that he shit his pants, but the dad is just like
“I’m so proud of my son”How did they get to the clinic tho.
Did the dad drive there all like “TIS ONLY A FLESH WOUND, COME MY SON, TO THE DOCTORS”
Look at it rationally, just how necessary is it to keep the bow with him at all times? why not just leave it in the car?
They took the bus.
(via neonchurro)
If only I had a goth daughter ; w;
Or girlfrend. Idunno why my first instinctual reaction was “gift for daughter”.
