sonypraystation:

gotitforcheap:

theothersideofthefarside:

electric-purpleboo:

deadpool-for-equality:

wild-blake-hickok:

freexcitizen:

There’s no reason for anyone over the age of 21 to be having a conversation with anyone under the age of 18

“For the last time son, I wont talk to you.”

“im sorry students, but this is the last time im gonna say this. Stop trying to talk to me”

“I’m afraid I can’t hire you, I cannot speak to you.”

“I would tell that kid to get off my lawn, but society isn’t ready yet”

“my new born baby just said it’s first word but I’m not trying to hear that” 

“hello 911?!? help my parents are in a burnin build-”

“i dunnoo kid….you sound just a little young and….idk…. im not really feelin too comfortable with this” *hangs up*

(via kittytishers)

Because of Bill Wurtz every time they vote for Portugal I hear it as “Not Spain” and that just adds insult to injury. Poor boys ; w;

comrades-in-barnes:

did i watch a different performance than the rest of europe?? how is portugal winning by such a large margin?

DID NO ONE ELSE EXPERIENCE THAT SAXOPHONE MAGIC

7 years ago they sure did.

(via perelka-l)

symmetryorigin:

when a country is getting a lot of points and you’re trying to remember what their song was

(via perelka-l)

…all in all, my money’s on Romania and Croatia - .-

that recount… did Moldova really bring a sax? what year is this? è .é