chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: hey guys what's going on in this thread
I’m handin out life lessons like a momma pig, without putting the tit directly into you’ll mouths. Ya gotta decipher my ramblings yaselves, work for that tit of knowledge, ya runts
So, you know, the usual - A-
ask-lola-cloudmaker: Mom always told me I have a bad way with my words (most of the time) o3o
Why do you think I say shit like “patooties” and “avert your gaze here comes a human body”? Just cuz I wanna?
No, it’s also because that shit’s untraceable and lets me freely post without havin to deal with swarms of pornbotblogs -` A´-
I mean fuck, I used (-. -.– – .–. ….)* ONCE and the feckin bots even gave likes to the post itself -` A´-
*Using morse code cuz I’m not makin that mistake twice.
ask-lola-cloudmaker: Oh wow, I should probably ask you stuff more often :3c
YOU BARNACLE, WHAT I MEAN IS THERE ARE CERTAIN WORD COMBINATIONS THAT IF YOU USE IN POSTS, OR ARE USED BY ASKERS IN THEIR ASKS THAT YOU THEN POST, WILL BE CAUGHT BY A BOT OR TWO DOING THEIR ROUTINE CHECKS ON THE TUMBLR COLLECTIVE; AND BASED ON YOUR USE OF THOSE WORDS ALONE THEY WILL DECIDE TO FOLLOW YOU FOR THEIR BOT AGENDA PURPOSES Ò AÓ

Lol what if Toffee has a cell phone and Star gets his number
Hes like “Hello?? Who is this?”
“Uhhhhhhh can I get a mcfuckin…..uhh……. Borger”
OH, OH, OH, WHAT IF:
ProDanny The Completer… 3way fusion!! ò Aó
adurot: I think I've spent more effort nurturing a few strong grass types in PokemonGo than anything else. Kind of have to with how common the Vaporeons are in gyms.
HHHWHAT THE FUCK YOU TALKIN BOUT?? I’M TALKIN BOUT PISS, AND SHIT AND ALL YOU TALK OF IS SOME CELLPHONE GAME I DONT GIVE AFUCK ABVOUT!! è Aé
sakimcgee: We talkin bout female Gear? My gay senses were tingling

what am I s’pposed to make of this? è .ê




