cheetahtrout:

Jersey devil more like jersey impling <3

The Jersey devil is one of my favorite cryptids. Not because it is reasonable. Quite the contrary.
The jersey devil looks as if someone had taken one of those “make your own animal” books that I adored so much as a kid

and filled it entirely with animals that are mythologically connected with the underworld

Its so illogical! Why does it have horseshoes on cloven hooves? why crane legs? Is that a bear ear or horns? And what even is that tail?
I LOVE IT!

(via silver-tongues-blog)

blaruu:

When you have a few internet crushes but boy…

They’re outta your league.

The worst is when they’re taken or have their own crushes imo

cantcolonizethispussy:

softwhorecore:

cantcolonizethispussy:

potatoes are actually my unproblematic fave

But they were the cause of a famine

i can’t believe u just pulled receipts on potatoes

(via crunchie-roll)