meme-fury:

suddenlyoranges:

yeeeem:

spray bottle, bayonet attachment

image

disinfects and stabs the germs

The spray kills 99.99% of germs
The bayonet kills the 0.01%

(via silver-tongues-blog)

57,003 notes2 years ago

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: Way to spoil episode 1 of season 1


meat-monster:

gearholder:

Oh? How’s this for a spoiler then:

Lalatina best girl.

Darkness wasn’t in episode 1 you dingus, you absolute moron.

It’s still a spoiler, you bilious blistering barnacle.

12 notes2 years ago

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: That's a pretty good AU but the canon says that Megumin is best girl


Your fave is problematic: Megumin.

She says she doesnt pee, then pees; she spends all magic in one go; she wears an eyepatch but her eye is fine; she likes cheese; she eats all her sandwiches one ingredient at a time; she cuts people off at starbucks; she beats dogs with other dogs; she juggles hamsters; she eats lamborghinis; she

7 notes2 years ago

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: Way to spoil episode 1 of season 1


Oh? How’s this for a spoiler then:

Lalatina best girl.

12 notes2 years ago

(Source: theweirdwideweb, via funfetti-cakke)

8,471 notes2 years ago

maybeiwasserious:

gearholder:

Konosuba PSA: Aqua a shit. That is all.

Quit shoving your Eris worship down everybody’s throat.

Go make a soap, Axis cultist

50 notes2 years ago

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1,545 notes2 years ago

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3,017 notes2 years ago
spongebobfreezeframes:
““Attention, customers. Today’s special is a **** Krabby Patty served in a greasy **** sauce and grilled to **** perfection. And don’t forget to ask us to **** the **** fries. It will be our **** pleasure.” ”

spongebobfreezeframes:

“Attention, customers. Today’s special is a **** Krabby Patty served in a greasy **** sauce and grilled to **** perfection. And don’t forget to ask us to **** the **** fries. It will be our **** pleasure.”

(via not-the-conversation-starter)

26,372 notes2 years ago

Konosuba PSA: Aqua a shit. That is all.

50 notes2 years ago