She says she doesnt pee, then pees; she spends all magic in one go; she wears an eyepatch but her eye is fine; she likes cheese; she eats all her sandwiches one ingredient at a time; she cuts people off at starbucks; she beats dogs with other dogs; she juggles hamsters; she eats lamborghinis; she
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