going through my microsoft word archives is great fun because i always find the wildest shit in there and by “the wildest shit” i mean the time i tried to rewrite the entire bible from scratch at the age of eleven and a half
“And so Adam and Eve were cast out of the Garden of Eden, and Eve turned to Adam and said, 'Nice going, loser.‘”
iconic
whilst you were listening to avril lavigne, i learned the way of the Lord
Take aim with the Triple-Action Burger Blaster and challenge opponents with ultimate beef! It’s the fastest bun in the west, unleashing 6 condiment squirts per second! It comes with 25 pickle chips that fire up to 90 feet (27 meters)! Press the acceleration button and take your food fight to a whole new level.
Anonymous: You'll never see it coming! You'll see that my mind is too fast for eyes. You're done in! By the time it's hit you, your last surprise.
