Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
…I’d be ok with pee :T
Kids are interesting. I’m babysitting a 9 year old boy right now who’s homework is to write a fictional story and he wrote about how in millions of years the sun will expand killing everything and one man fell asleep at the beach and missed all the official announcements about the world ending but he managed to be the only survivor of the solar flares because he applied SPF 100 sunscreen.
(via silver-tongues-blog)
The smartest move in the entire internet is to disable comments for Simpson clips on youtube.
@spencerjamesmith SENT ME THIS??? IS THIS THE MANGO THAT WENT MISSING???? WHATS GOING ON
WHY IS THIS IN MELBOURNE WHAT???????
??? HOW DID A GIANT MANGO GET FROM QUEENSLAND TO MELBOURNE?? IT’S LIKE 10 METRES TALL (32 feet) & THE DISTANCE FROM WHERE IT WAS TO HERE IS OVER 1,500 KILOMETRES (930 Miles)
What the fuck is happening
(via abarnath)
E: You two were the only ones with free time right now, so get ready to answer some questions.
C: Well… I’m sure it’ll be fun… Irene said she likes doing these.
H: Hrmm… this better be worth the while, Ems.
Daytime reblog. I keep not learning to not post at 1 am TT wTT
At least Europe can appreciate it I guess? ; w;