Created by Hatsune Miku, It came from space, and was found/developed by Jens Bergensten
hmmm, so youre telling me a video game code crashed to earth on a meteor, and was found by someone who then developed the game and released it in spring 2009………….
I’ve come to the realisation that my sense of style is just sports wear. Every time I show my fashion friend a piece of clothing I like he’s like “that’s for sports.” Why am I like this.
catholics in film: very strict. no singing or dancing!!! everyday we wear black
all the catholics I know irl: WHERE👏ARE👏THE👏BOOZE👏?????
Listen the first miracle Jesus ever performed was turning water into wine and early Catholics were like “well Jesus if you insist” and they never looked back
I worked at the front desk of my university’s Jesuit community. One time a priest came in and said “I have a delivery of holy water for Father Murphy.”
“Great! You can just leave it with me.”
“Well,” he coughed, “not literal holy water.”
“Oh,” I said. “Is it not blessed yet?”
“Not exactly,” he said, and dropped a case of merlot on the desk.
This is among the most Peak Jesuit stories I have ever heard.
Adventurer: I love my mom and I wanna make sure she has a nice house to live in with flowers and shit. And she can’t do that if you’re out here, like, breathing fire on the fuckin’ landscape. You’re ruining her view.
Villain: How dare you come here with such weak – OW! WHAT THE FUCK! STOP STABBING ME! HEY! OH GOD! SO MUCH LIGHTNING.
why do people in dnd each occupy a 5ft by 5ft square, how far apart do you think people need to be? why are dnd minis afraid of touching
dnd minis standing five feet apart in a dungeon cuz they’re not gay
look, if the guy to my left has to do the turbo-macarena while charging a bolt of flesh melting while the guy on my right is doing every bruce lee move at the same time and the guy in front of me is flourishing a broadaxe like hes doing yo-yo tricks im going to give each of them enough floorspace to not liquefy myself
