it’s not gay if it happens in Keter-level containment
“No homo“ I say, as the on-site nuclear warhead goes off during a breach
(Source: sexycontainmentprocedures, via sexycontainmentprocedures)



Saiki Reika is my waifu
(Source: twitter.com, via meat-monster-deactivated2018010)
*Snorf Snorf….Snorf…*
find any truffles?
Thats The Proplem With Today… Cant Siff Some Dirts Without Some Horrible Gnome Say Your Look For Truffles… Shamful…
But Yes I Found Some So Whart? So Whart?
So What? None Of YOUR Bibsuness…
(via blaruu)
Achievement Hunter living up to the name. And State.

this is why shouting “just adopt!!!” is a bullshit argument amongst pro-lifers bc there are laws like this that prevent a lot of people from adopting.
yall still out here calling the us a secular country when orphans might not be able to get adopted by non Christians????
(via silver-tongues-blog)






