It’s amazing how Wendy’s was like “What do young people like? Sassy smart asses? Let’s act like that on our twitter” and ya’ll gullible shits are EATING IT UP like it’s a real person not a formula for marketing
Joke’s on you, there are none here so they ain’t gettin none of my money for it B/
BREAKING: Inkling researchers intercept top-secret report about the Squid Sisters
Nine months have passed since the final Splatfest came to an end, where we saw the showdown of Callie versus Marie ended in victory for Marie.
We heard that there was no ill will between the two as they left the studio arm in arm, smiling and laughing. That the bond between them would continue, unbroken, for years to come.
However, our researchers discovered that this may not have been completely true…
now listen to me young man, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to gamestop, and i need you to ask the bastard working the counter if they have bambi on the ps2. if you come back empty handed youll be in big trouble mister. you will never see the light of day.
