New hobby idea: using phrases that sound like down-home folksy expressions you learned from your grandma but are actually just nonsense you just made up
- that man really salts my melon!
- you know what they say, it takes a bushel of corn to feed one chicken
- a louse will live on any head it lands on
- don’t put down a salt lick and say you ain’t got cows
- there’s a guy who eats half the berries and says the pie shell’s too big
- like digging a pond and hoping for ducks
This was supposed to be a joke and all but as a southerner, these still make sense.
its weird these don’t mean anything but you can still kind of intuit what they would mean if they were things people actually said.
… U guys do know… That southernisms… Are just made on spot right??? Like some are common expressions that a lot of ppl say but ppl who use em regularly just make em up depending on the situation
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They said sc*mbag!!
No wonder Nintendo had to kill the Paper series like that!! :V

Sleeping on your stomach can induce weirder, scarier, and sexier dreams. Source Source 2
That sounds terrible, I’m gonna only sleep on my back!
The weird and scary happen due to difficulty breathing, perceived in-dream as running away or something bad happening to you.
The sexy ones happen because your dick’s in contact with the mattress and you feel it while asleep. Not sure if or how it affects girls.
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Name: Sache Kiura
Age: 20
Human, Female, Implied Bisexual
Timid, air-headed, a bit reckless, but passionate when it comes to the things and people that are important to her.Lately, I’ve actually been getting around to making full references of my OC’s so I can link people to more than just a random sketch I did of them three years ago. So, who else would I kick it off with other than my main baby? Sache’s been with me since 2006 and if you don’t already know about her, I’m not going to explain it here. Her backstory is way too involved. ^^;;
Also look how fuckin short this nugget is I love her to pieces she’s such a soft girl
Everybody reblog this and tell me what the first thing/fandom u loved uncontrollably was
Like what made yr small child heart explode with happiness what universe did u play make believe in I need to know
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There’s an astronaut in a gorilla suit floating around the International Space Station
We have no idea why this suit was deemed essential enough to send into zero gravity, or why Kelly himself found it personally important. But it’s kind of heartwarming to know that even astronauts on the ISS share the ability to keep completely useless and unwieldy items around the home.
Yeah, this doesn’t have “Last moments of recoverable footage" written all over it at all.
APES IN SPACE
New Overwatch map looks great
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