I’m funding a Wendy’s doujin where she gets fucked by Ronald McDonald just so he can say “You want my quarter pounder?”
Make sure she calls him McDaddy
(via lingov)
Is it a power move to slap your girlfriend’s ass in front of her dad?
Yes, but it’s more of a power move to slap your girlfriend’s dad’s ass in front of your girlfriend.
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im going to have a stroke
Instead try…
Person A: You know… the thing
Person B: The “thing”?
Person A: Yeah, the thing with the little-! *mutters under their breath* Como es que se llama esa mierda… THE FISHING ROD
(via timurmurtazin)

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