transbrynhildr:

Fate Stay night: I am an Eroge 

Some dude in early 2000: Oooh oh boy time to pull my dick out

Fate Stay Night: OK great please watch this mentally ill teen go through horrible traumatic events because he has to have a reason to keep telling himself he is allowed to live while thinking he shouldn’t

Some dude: 

Fate Stay Night: And then at hour 50 I’ll give you bad porn. 

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silver-tongues-blog:

nin-i:

earthdad:

why does Ted Cruz look like a villain from an anime that came back for vengeance in season 2

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i really thought this was fake

he looks like alecy baldwin playing a corrupt and morally bankrupt rich dude trying to get his bodyguards to kill a child who found out his plan to destroy half the town to put in a new mall in some straight to VHS film

Zodiac Killer…

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drinkyourjuiceshelby:

lordeboy:

is your phone fully charged? are your nipples hard? are you ready to go?

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jelloapocalypse:

ultrafacts:

Source: [x]

Click HERE for more facts!

My favorite part of this is that they didn’t change “Aristocats”

The CEO was mad just because the memo had included the Black Cauldron

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carlitos-guey:

derrieresandcankles:

youreyesblazeout:

kittygory:

worldcircus:

Kind of gives you chills .

Good Lord, how delicious! I wanna do that! The next time I’m in a cathedral, I’m doing it. 

As she stood inside an ancient and empty church in Montefrío, Spain, Malinda Kathleen Reese belted out one of the best Christmas carols of all time-“O Come, O Come Emmanuel” and the end result was just heavenly.

I’m obsessed with this because A. Victorian Christmas Carols B. European Cathedrals C. It’s gorgeous and fuckin choristers are my favorite

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423,523 notes3 years ago

filibusterfrog:

truefrogrider:

filibusterfrog:

writing is for nerds, drawing is for people with huge meat

did you draw this text post?

i cant even read man

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29,869 notes3 years ago

plantappraiser:

plantappraiser:

Bishie anime figures are the true heirs to Greek sculpture

Me: travels back in time to 400 century bc Athens and pulls this bad boy out of my pocket

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The whole mf agora:

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54,134 notes3 years ago

katribou:

my sister just made this joke n i couldn’t pass it up…. at least let him eat it u freaque

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6,742 notes3 years ago
violentwavesofemotion:
“ Gustave Flaubert, from a notebook entry written c. February 1840
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violentwavesofemotion:

Gustave Flaubert, from a notebook entry written c. February 1840

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