insanelyfriendlysquirrel: If you were a girl, then I could be straight for you.

inuleeli: If only you were a girl, then I could be gay for you

Does this mean I’m an object of desire? Of gay desire? - ~-

thegoddamnowl: does that mean you are the designated driver, AKA the wheel holder?

meat-monster-deactivated2018010: Dude now I need to be super gay at you TWICE as hard. Just like how hard my dick is for you

insanelyfriendlysquirrel: When your friend is drunk and is getting ready to do something stupid, you become the Beer Holder

insanelyfriendlysquirrel: Dude what if we sucked each others dicks AT THE SAME TIME???

What are you Thomas now?

fuck off chef, I’m not talking about you-thomas