manywinged:

manywinged:

manywinged:

y'all make vagueposts like you’re writing the latest SCP wiki entry

“* **** *** ** *** **” can i get a security clearance? can i PLEASE get security clearance???

(via timurmurtazin)

beatlesweatles:

All my friends and family: Thanos gripping your dash isnt real

Thanos gripping my dashboard:

(via takamoris)

beatlesweatles:

(via takamoris)

cosmicastrogazer:

suchprettypride:

probablybadrpgideas:

Refuse to differentiate between important and unimportant information in your scene descriptions.

“Looking around the ruined street you see a few burnt out houses, various bits of rubble, 4000 demons pointing swords at you, a pile of knocked over street signs and a stray cat.”

All your players, immediately: I PET THE CAT

“The 4000 demons immediately lower their blades, as you have successfully shown proper tribute to She Who Walks the Shadows, The Bitter Talon, The Dark Queen of the Pit, Mrs. Flufferbutt.”

(via timurmurtazin)

earthdad:

zackisontumblr:

earthdad:

i suck titties like i put on pants

one leg at a time…?

one leg at a time

(via takamoris)

demilypyro:

eyebrowwaffle:

demilypyro:

coralhawks:

demilypyro:

I’m in a mood, someone post the Shagohod

Aww YEAH BABYYYY

Fat ass

BE NICE

MISTER Fat ass

(via not-the-conversation-starter)

slimetony:

higgzorz:

suppyguppy:

garlic is such a good seasoning.. how does it do that

i think its the garlic

its the garlic

(via kittytishers)

moringmark:

(via maybeiwasserious)