peoplegettingreallymadatfood:

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sexycontainmentprocedures:

she wears short skirts i wear t-shirts she’s cheer captain and i’m patrolling the perimeter of the containment area four (4) times hourly accompanied by a team of no fewer than five (5) qualified armed personnel between the hours of 2200 and 0600 daily while monitoring for electromagnetic fluctuations in Sectors A1 and C3 at all times 

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