Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
Anonymous: I've just found a nearly 1cm long ant what to do
Leave it alone. -Roth
Instances of SCP-006-J are to be left the fuck alone. Personnel are to contact Mobile Task Force Alpha 21 “Husbands” in order to dispose of the instance of SCP-006-J in a humanitarian manner. MTF Alpha 21 is to be provided with twelve (12) glass cups and twenty (20) slips of paper at all times.
There’s no reason for anyone over the age of 21 to be having a conversation with anyone under the age of 18
“For the last time son, I wont talk to you.”
“im sorry students, but this is the last time im gonna say this. Stop trying to talk to me”
“I’m afraid I can’t hire you, I cannot speak to you.”
“I would tell that kid to get off my lawn, but society isn’t ready yet”
“my new born baby just said it’s first word but I’m not trying to hear that”
“hello 911?!? help my parents are in a burnin build-”
“i dunnoo kid….you sound just a little young and….idk…. im not really feelin too comfortable with this” *hangs up*
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Because of Bill Wurtz every time they vote for Portugal I hear it as “Not Spain” and that just adds insult to injury. Poor boys ; w;
did i watch a different performance than the rest of europe?? how is portugal winning by such a large margin?
DID NO ONE ELSE EXPERIENCE THAT SAXOPHONE MAGIC
7 years ago they sure did.
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when a country is getting a lot of points and you’re trying to remember what their song was
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