omegaresnovae: What qualities define a patootie?


Fuck you take me for, some categorical object of study? a phenomenon with a method to the madness? fuck outta here with the half-assed attempt at understandong.

That’s right, dong, because you’re fuckin me over here, right in the ass, no lube required, batteries not included. Cuz if I answer this shit the posers will come in my house parroting the logisms and defeat the whole damned purpose  of having an untrackable tag in the first place -` _´-

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fartgallery:

when your friends try to lift your spirits but you’ve already committed to being in a bad mood

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If you concentrate you can actually hear the Homestucks screaming at Blaine right now.

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moringmark:

@wholesome-week

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chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: Pblt


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Anonymous: What does AWCY stand for?


http://www.scp-wiki.net/are-we-cool-yet-hub

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funimation:
“This Deku cosplayer MADE THE ENTIRE NOTEBOOK 😭
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funimation:

This Deku cosplayer MADE THE ENTIRE NOTEBOOK 😭

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not-the-conversation-starter: By avoiding the actual matter stated in the ask, you just seem thirsty my boy.


I’d like some tangerine juice - ~-

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not-the-conversation-starter: "swinsuits" aren't even their own genre of clothing, they're just other types of clothing but water proof. If Swinsuits is your favorite, then you're just indecisive.


WHO CARES ABOUT STUPID WATER YOU FOOL?!

WE ARE NOT DEFEATING THIRST!!

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