I wish I put as much effort into my life as Phil Collins did into the Tarzan soundtrack
One time my Spanish 2 teacher was like “I dont have a lesson today. We’re watching Tarzan” and put it in the VHS (This was 2010). We [sophomores - seniors, I was a junior] were super excited. The movie starts and my friend and I look at each other and say at the same time “IS PHIL COLLINS SINGING IN SPANISH?!” I went home that night and found out Phil Collins sang the songs in the English, Italian, German, Spanish, and French versions of the film. Mind blown.
Alternative to the tired old wizard-with-a-sugar-daddy interpretation of the patron/warlock relationship in Dungeons & Dragons:
Clueless boss and long-suffering employee, whose powers are basically the magical equivalent of pilfering office supplies for personal use
Scheming master and duplicitous apprentice who are totally open about their loathing for each other and are keen to see who betrays whom first
Bureaucratic devil and soul-peddling diabolist with a contract a mile long, each honestly believing they’re getting the better of the other
Glowering quartermaster and loose-cannon operative, whose record for getting results just barely justifies the expense of employing them
Indifferent parent who pays their estranged offspring’s allowance like clockwork but otherwise prefers to deal with them as little as possible
Vast, slumbering god-monster and amoral parabiologist who knows which spots to poke with a stick to provoke particular autonomic responses
You forgot the most important
I was looking for thos earlier when someone posted it in a discord server. I LOVE the idea of different kinds of relationships between pact holder abd patron.
