paper-mario-wiki:

You would not believe your flies
if ten million fire eyes
lit up the world as I feel asleels.

Cuz they’d fill they fill the open eyes
and leave sockhops everywhere
you’d think me rude but I would just stand and

dance.

I’d like to make myself a fly.
Planet eeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarth
Sloooooooooowlyyyylle.

It’s hard to say that I’d rather
Seal the deal when I’m a 𝕤𝕟𝕒𝕚𝕝.
Cuz everything is never as it
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeemmmmmmees.

Cuz I get a thousand bugs
from ten thousand lightning hugs
as they try to teach me
how to fuck.

a fox trot above my hugs
a sockhop beneath my 𝖇𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖘
the disco bug is just hanging by a thread

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85,040 notes5 years ago
slaaneshite:
“ kinggeorgetheonly:
“ slaaneshite:
“ Got a new dice case ;o
”
One die says ‘nipples’
”
Well yeah how do YOU play D&D
”

slaaneshite:

kinggeorgetheonly:

slaaneshite:

Got a new dice case ;o

One die says ‘nipples’

Well yeah how do YOU play D&D

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84,462 notes5 years ago

gearholder: GREEN! TURQUOISE! GREY!! BLUE!!! BLACK!!! ò Aó


sakimcgee:

GREEN: I find you cute.
TURQUOISE: You’re hot.
GREY: You leave me with jumbled words.
BLUE: You are my Tumblr crush.
BLACK: I would date you.

*tries to remain smug but is slowly becoming embarrassed by these asks*

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Originally posted by nyanpasuminasan

Wait a dang goshed second… those are Miku colors è .é

It’s destiny ò Aó

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dustinteractive:

Talking Music in the 1800s

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7,041 notes5 years ago

jaspervevo:

shadzu:

ehjorth:

toulouselastartrek:

okatu:

the cuil theory

jesus CHRIST

tHIS IS THE SINGLE MOST BRILLIANT THING I HAVE EVER HEARD I WAS IN HYSTERICS AT 2 CUIL

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i find this hilarious considering The Cuil Theory was a popular meme back in 2012, with a similar format as a popular Welcome To Nightvale meme. “weird” posts would usually have an additional reblog with “and now, the weather” in reference to WTNV but for a few months, “weird’ posts would be ended with “i give you a hamburger”. the peak of the meme was around late october of 2012, the actual video itself being published february of 2012. 

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its a meme revival

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137,133 notes5 years ago
chillguydraws:
“This show is almost ballsy enough to try a joke like this.
”

chillguydraws:

This show is almost ballsy enough to try a joke like this.

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6,457 notes5 years ago
gingrjoke:
“ An Oni Girl for @toaty
A fun commission to do indeed
THANK YOU
”

gingrjoke:

An Oni Girl for @toaty

A fun commission to do indeed

THANK YOU

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