roolsilver:

worth-beyond-a-number-scale:

It’s still so strange to me how apparently taboo it is to like a post on someone’s Instagram from a month ago when there are posts still circulating on Tumblr from 1550 BCE

If he didn’t want it circulating in 2022 he should have sold better copper

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125,369 notes4 months ago
lindleland:
“asharomi:
“There was actually a really popular book about being pretty close with 12 people. I won’t tell you how it ends, but let’s just say the main character is in a better place now.
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killing you”

lindleland:

asharomi:

There was actually a really popular book about being pretty close with 12 people. I won’t tell you how it ends, but let’s just say the main character is in a better place now.

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killing you

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104,170 notes4 months ago

colorousme:

filthyangxl:

i hate how recruiters are always like we need a cover letter and references and a thank you note like ummm i’m pretty sure you need an employee

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28,480 notes4 months ago

capnsoapy:

A screenshot of the website "Does the Dog Die", on an article for the fictional movie "Goncharov". Users have voted to say that the movie features someone being gaslighted, with one user commenting "A hefty amount are".ALT

yeah that’s fair

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38,883 notes4 months ago

anexperimentallife:

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70,379 notes4 months ago

funnytwittertweets:

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16,036 notes4 months ago

skelegun:

Mayors should be required by law to wear a top hat and a sash that says “mayor” at all times

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70,008 notes4 months ago

fuckyeahsnackables:

sonneillonv:

princessoswald:

kikml2:

mjalti:

tilthat:

TIL Caffeine doesn’t actually give you energy, it blocks the receptors in your brain that make you feel tired.

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this like the difference between adding 2 and subtracting negative 2 to me

Nah it’s like

It doesn’t add any energy, it just temporarily stops your brain from being able to process how tired you are. Which is why you crash later! Because your brain’s receptors wake up and are like “BITCH why didn’t my alarm go off look at all this goddamn paperwork??”

It’s such a weird thing. What we call “tired” is the brain creating a small dose of “tired chemical” every hour or so. Once there’s enough tired chemical, the brain goes into sleep mode to clean itself out (we… think) and it gets rid of all the tired chemical.

This is why you can oversleep and feel tired: the brain has started to make the tired chemical again while you were sleeping. But it’s also why caffeine is so bonkers. Caffeine works by blocking the tired receptor in your brain, so you keep making tired chemical but you don’t know you’re making it.

If you don’t have enough tired chemical, you can introduce diphenhydramine. Diphenhydramine - sold in the U.S. as Benadryl - acts by blocking histamine receptors in the same part of the brain as where the wake-sleep cycle is regulated, so this can make the brain think it’s got a bunch of tired chemical on those receptors. And once the sleep cycle is activated, the body dramatically reduces its histamine response, so the whole meme about “Benadryl: You Can’t Sneeze When You’re Dead” is actually pretty accurate as to how diphenhydramine works.

It also means that if you, say, take twice the recommended dose of diphenhydramine and wash it down with a 16 ounce Red Bull because you’ve got to help your parents who have a dog and a cat move out of their dusty house (and you’re allergic to dogs, cats, and dust), you’re going to be very productive for a couple hours and then you are going to pass out for fourteen hours and have some incredible dreams.

^ That right there is the voice of experience

Spiders. The dreams are disproportionately about spiders. I feel like this is important information to include.

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137,010 notes4 months ago

dustycymbre:

depsidase:

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Phthalates, which are in many plastics, act as endocrine disruptors in a feminizing way. So they might not turn ya gay but they will fuck with your hormones.

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